The 12 Best Prostate Massagers for Bigger Orgasms, Selected by Sex Writers

The designers of the HUGO 2 say it's 'bound to leave a deep and lasting impression' — a claim we can absolutely confirm. That's thanks to 20% extra power housed inside this new iteration of LELO's bestselling massager.

From the outside, it looks pretty much identical to the OG, the only notable difference the luxe green colour way. But, as part of the upgrade, LELO's added two extra vibration modes, delivered via a slightly shorter (2.83 inches), lighter weight internal shaft.

You can also bid goodbye to the fiddly buttons and switches. The brand's patented ‘SenseMotion’ tech means you can amp up the pleasure, using the wireless remote, with a quick flick of your wrist.

For the sex-tech connoisseur with a little more money to spend, LELO should be your go-to. Known for delivering in terms of style and function, its Scandi sex tech scores highly in nearly every category. And the discreet, super chic packaging every toy arrives in? Somewhat similar to James Bond pulling up in an Aston Martin.

The BILLY 2 is the kind of size that gives a man a certain swagger, while the super-simple, four-button controls make it intuitive to use. The vertical handle design also lends itself to use with a partner — or partners. Hell, make a party of it.

But reader, it’s the motor. I don’t know what LELO puts in its toys, and no doubt it’s what makes them a little pricier than others, but the power is real.

We're fully aware Lovehoney is marketing this as a dildo and has placed it in the female sex toy section. But we're modern men that like to think outside the box, and this dual-ended metal probe offers firm, filling sensations wherever you send it.

Curved to mimic your contours, this one's safe to use with all styles of lube — including thick and slick, silicone styles — and to amp up the sensations further, consider a spot of temperature play. Simply submerge it in a bowl of warm or cool water (trust us, you'll want to avoid the extremes) for a few minutes before heading down under.

There's nothing worse than splashing out your hard-earned cash on a pleasure pal, only for it to arrive and not fit to your anatomy.

That's why we're glad to see Arcwave making moves against rigid sex toys that bruise your backside with the Perk, which has a totally flexible inner arm.

As well as sending 1o rumbly vibration patterns and 10 speeds to your prostate via the curved tapered tip, the external arm has a separately controlled motor to make sure your perineum doesn't get left out.

Amid growing concerns about the economy, the Vector + swings into your life promising a strong and stable pound. On first glance, it's like any other massager — L-shaped to simultaneously hit your perineum and coated in butter-like silicone — but also comes with two features that set it apart from its peers and, if you ask us, justify the slightly higher price point.

Firstly, it's quiet. In a field of buzzing, rumbling sex toys, whisper-quiet discretion feels like a very exciting innovation. Secondly, there's the option to go totally hands-free with the wireless remote and/or (free) We-Vibe app. So, say you wanted someone to control your orgasm and edge you from a distance...

I was going to say that a little bit of dom/sub play never hurt anyone, but who am I kidding? What I will say is, if you are into it, be a good boy and you will be rewarded.

It’s hard to imagine being in the midst of some sweaty, heady action and grunting to your partner, 'babe, get the Bondara Gyrate 10 Function Remote Rotating Prostate Massager out'. But once you’ve tried it, it’s very easy to imagine demanding 'the rotating one' as you’re shuddering your way through a bumper sesh.

Rolling and rumbling its way through 12 vibration settings, the Gyrate is perfect for trying out different pressure points, and the rippled texture of the internal probe provides fairly realistic sensations.

Granted, we were a little biased on seeing the sub £50 price tag, but all of our testers agreed this offered serious bang for minimal buck.

Already mastered a finger up the butt? Here's how you can level up: this massager that's curved to mimic that ‘come hither’ feeling against your P-spot and, if it takes your fancy, rotates in a circular motion for sensations of fullness.

Choose between two speeds, and for double the fun, power up the base of the toy to send one of its six vibration speeds along your perineum.

Don't believe us? Take it from one five star reviewer, who says: ‘Incredibly effective, delivers an intensely profound sensation.’

The creator of the world's first 'guybrator', Hot Octopuss, unsurprisingly knows a thing or two when it comes to male pleasure.

With the knowledge that every body is truly different, the London-based brand created this vibrating prostate massager, the base of which can bend up to 90 degrees — making it easy to target its tip towards your prostate.

It's controlled by a handy remote, which allows you (or a willing partner) to play with what the brand calls its 'treble and bass' motors — which essentially means customisable vibrations from high-frequency and intense to deep and rumbling.

Not a fan of internal vibrations but want something a little more than a simple massager?

This little flicker from Bellesa is loaded with three speeds and four patterns of thumping technology in its tip, so it pulsates directly against your P-spot.

Meanwhile, the curved arm at the base extends along your perineum to deliver vibrations across your whole underside.

‘I tried this toy once, and by the second time I have decided that I will be unavailable for the forseeable future because I have never experienced such incredible orgasms.... bye bye have to go masturbate!’ says one five-star reviewer. We hope that tells you everything you need to know, fellas.

As the energy crisis rolls on, my series of sex tech reviews have seen the kind of charging action (and cable chaos) that are sure to make my eyes water at the end of the month.

Of the toys that are battery operated — the perks include that they can last longer and don’t run out when you’re only halfway up the stairway to heaven — the Rebel came out on top.

While this prostate massager doesn’t come with a remote, it does have seven pretty good vibration settings that range from mild to wild. You will have to reach around to switch mode and work your way through them all to get back to your top-rated, but we're going to consider that a form of foreplay.

With all this talk of backdoor fun, we have no doubts your partner will want to be get in on the action. And good news: whether they have a prostate or not, this toy can be converted to whatever kind of booty sex floats their boat.

When moulded to make the shape pictured, it acts as a vibrating prostate and perineum massager for you, but it can also be twisted at the mid-section to make a long anal dildo for partnered sex.

Created with dual stimulation in mind, Adapt has two motors, each with 10 vibration modes each, meaning you can lock it into place for the stimulation that best fits your body and desires.