1 min read| A MEMBERSHIP TO ALIBINETWORK.COM The secrecy of an affair is what tends to interest men at first, but keeping it quiet can be costly. |
$595 |
| A TRIP TO THE DOCTOR FOR ANTIBIOTICS--PAID IN FULL TO KEEP IT OFF INSURANCE FORMS Adulterous men usually don't use condoms with the missus or the mistress; an STD is bound to pop up. |
$499 |
| YOUR ANNUAL RAISE Men in rocky marriages are more likely to take their at-home stress to work, causing productivity to dip. |
$4,300 |
| A GYM MEMBERSHIP TO BOOST YOUR MOOD Affairs tend to make men especially prone to depression. |
$264 |
| LEGAL FEES Between 46 percent and 62 percent of cheaters dip their pens in the company ink. Watch out for a harassment suit. |
$1,050 |
| FAMILY THERAPY Infidelity is one of the hardest hurdles to clear in couples therapy, and it's especially hard on adolescents. |
$3,600 |
| BLOOD-PRESSURE MEDS AND A DIGITAL BP MONITOR Marriage trouble has been shown to significantly raise a man's blood pressure. |
$163 |
| TOTAL | $10,471 |
